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THIS WINTER IS MAKING ME CRANKY

Winter on Earth

In this post by Secret Guest Blogger Kate C, she gives away a clue about her Mysterious Identity -- ie, her General Geographic Location, ie she does not live in New Mexico or Hawaii --and probes Winter: The Pretty and Pleasant, Joyful New Years Hopes and Resolutions, Snowy Sporting Opportunities and Woolens, Yardsticks, Disappearing Cityscapes, Too Much of a Good Thing, and the Slow Decline from Heaven to Hell with the falling of 100 inches of snow in one month (as in the Northeastern coast of America 2015.)

THIS WINTER IS MAKING ME CRANKY

Winter
Crisp
Brisk
December
Family
Celebration
Twinkling lights
Children giggling
January
New beginnings
Resolutions
A thick blanket over the state
A day off!
Coats, hats, gloves, scarves, boots
Men Carrots Forts Angels
Frolic with the dog
Floating bits of magic, no two alike
Coats, hats, gloves, scarves, boots
Sledding Skiing Skating
Icicles
Hot chocolate
Roaring fire
Coats, hats, gloves, scarves, boots
One foot
Two feet
Three feet
Howling wind
Achy back and frozen hands
Coats, hats, gloves, scarves, boots
Seven foot drifts
Roads like bobsled tracks
Sidewalks disappear
Mailboxes disappear
Cars disappear
Ice dams
Coats, hats, gloves, scarves, boots
Leaking roofs
Collapsing roofs
Narrow walkways
Narrow streets
Dirt
Grime
Claustrophobia
Prison
Hell
Coats, hats, gloves, scarves, boots
Engines past their prime
Delayed 10 minutes
Delayed 40 minutes
Delayed 90 minutes
Cancelled
Two hours to work
Three hours to work
FOUR hours to work
Train station chaos
Storm number a billion
Coats, hats, gloves, scarves, boots
National Guard
Foul moods
Another foot?
#$%**
RIP (PLEASE)

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