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DROWNING IN THE GOOGLE SEA

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The First in a series of Emergency Meetings of the Fish Obits Staff (Cousin Rob, as well as Margaret and Robin) concerning disappointing Google Ratings, The Big Picture, Digital Slavery, Sex and Home-Makeovers, the Omnipresence of Death and Second-Fiddle to the Many.


Rob: ....yeah, I know we have a great blog, but in this world QUALITY is so often overlooked. People want sex and home-makeovers.

Margaret: Then maybe we do some home-makeovers. Swim with the current, with an eye, always, on the Big Picture.

Rob: Are you suggesting we lower our standards?

Margaret: One gal's trash is another gal's treasure.

Rob: What does that have to do with anything?

Robin: I'm done with construction projects. I hate houses.

Rob: We need to blow their minds with Creativity.

Margaret: Cool!

Robin: Maybe we send out coupons or something.

Rob: Look at these Fish Obit listings. There's simply too much competition.

Margaret: He's in a mood. He wants to be #1 in the Rankings.

Robin: Who wouldn't want to be #1 on Google?

Rob: We don't even show up. We're slaves to Google Algorithms. Choked by Google Analytics. Shackled by our own "Key Words."

Robin: Does that mean we don't exist?

Margaret: Sort of.

Rob: But we do exist. Look at us. We have birds. We have Links. We have an Events Page.

Robin: We don't have to have a Ranking.

Margaret: That's what I do with lots of shit.

Rob: Good point. But maybe if I just scroll down....



The Many

CoreyFishMargeryGeorgeinne
ofPineRidgeShaneHelenWestwood
FishofRapidCityFish
FishEddieRobertAnnaFishJefferyof MullicaHill
OliverJoel
JanellaFlora

MayHawkJohnny
LindaLouAnthony
PatriciaE
KevinB
JohnDouglasMickeyMichael

RIP

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Robin McLean also blogs at Mike's Maze.
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