After another long absence, Fish Obits is back again in The Midwest with Mac and Cindy, this time Elaboration of a Sunday afternoon, concerning Nutrition, Lost and Found Objects, Turkey Cake, Greed, Hunger, Persuasion, Sharing as Love.
Cindy: Who's playing?
Mac: Do we have popcorn for the game?
Cindy: We have pie. Who's winning?
Mac: We'll need popcorn.
Cindy: Pie is better.
Mac: We have to have popcorn.
Cindy: Popcorn has no nutritional value.
Mac: Popcorn is corn. Of course it's nutritious.
Cindy: Popcorn has all that salt. Who's winning?
Mac: I'm not really watching. Where's the paper? Pie is not nutritious either.
Cindy: Pie has apples.
Mac: Where's the chocolate?
Cindy: What chocolate?
Mac: The bag of it we got for Christmas. I know I saw that bag today.
Cindy: Was that a fumble?
Mac: I don't know what we did with it.
Cindy: I think we ate it all.
Mac: No way we ate it all.
Cindy: Those outfits are really funny!
Mac: Where did we put that bag?
Cindy: This pie is so good.
Mac: That does look good.
Cindy: It is.
Mac: What kind of pie is that?
Cindy: Apple. Delicious. With ice cream.
Mac: Ice cream is not nutritious either.
Mac: Is that turkey ice cream cake still in the freezer?
Mac: I thought we finished the turkey cake.
Cindy: There's still one one vanilla breast and a chocolate leg.
Mac: What about the mint chip?
Cindy: Long gone. Ah, ah, ah. Get your own!
Mac: That pie looks great.
Cindy: I thought you wanted popcorn.
Mac: You took the last piece.
Cindy: Ok. get a fork.
Turkey Ice Cream Cake
The original price was $34.99
marked down to $7.50 --
sold for $5.
--"How many weeks
has it been in
the freezer case?"
--"Just a couple."
We paid cash.
They promised caramel
skin protects from
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