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FISH OBITUARIES:an anti-bloggers's blog

ARREST IN THE MID-WEST / CANINE CRIME #1

PEACE OFFICERS


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The First in a Series of arrest posts, this one reported by Guest blogger John McLean concerning Bad Dogs, Hard-to-Read Pet Identification Tags, Officer Friendly, Leniency, the Futility of Incarceration, and the Persistent Desire to Roam Free.

Police report Peoria Ill afternoon 3 Sept 14 Call comes in "This the Peoria Police Dept calling asking you if you have a dog named "Colby." Yes I say why do you ask? Well, replies the officer, because he is "under arrest." What are you talking about I reply. Well, he says we just picked him  Read More 
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CRIME STORY #1 / CRIME PAYS / ESCAPE FROM CERTAIN DEATH

Midnight on Leash


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The First in a Series of Crime Stories by secret guest blogger, Kate C (Advocate of Cats in the Blogosphere who is till looking for the perfect pen-name) concerning Statutes of Limitations, Crime and its affect on Cat Longevity, Perils of Vermont, Glasscutters, Early-morning Crimes of Necessity, and Occasional Happy Endings.

Dear Robin,
I can only speak to you about this matter openly because the statute of limitations has passed. I don’t want you to leave you with the impression that all the cats in my life have died prematurely. Young Skinny Cat, for example, was once an unwitting participant in a crime of passion, but she recovered nicely and went on to live a full cat life, unlike her poor brother Fat Cat.

We were on one of many family road trips; heading for a week-long confab with our cousins in Southern Vermont. I was 14. Normal people bring their dogs with them on vacation.  Read More 
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SATAN'S SECRETS #666/ A PERSUASION

LUCIFER in FLIGHT


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A Blogus Interruptus by Satan's Secrets blogger, Mr. S, on Fish Pleasure, Last Wishes, Google Analytics, Sarah Palin, Buddhism and Acceptance of the Omnipresence of Death.

Dear Friends,

What all the fuss about the Fish Whoosher? Please people, pick your battles. The Fish Whoosher is one of my best ideas. I love fish. I love sea creatures generally. And don't Fish really love water? Doesn't everyone like a Free Ride? Get a little empathy, people. All you guys need to open your minds.

But what I really want to talk about is PLEASURE.  Read More 
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FISH WHOOSHER /PROVOKING FISH VIDEO LINK #1

FISH IN THE MACHINE


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This just in from Novelist, Kara Lindstrom, a Video on Innovations in Fish Transport, Water Slides to Spawning and/or Slaughter, Modern Technology as Savior and Satan, or as Kara says, "Disaster is the Mother of Invention." This Fish Obit speaks for itself.

LINK TO WHOOSHER VIDEO

LINK TO WHOOSHER ARTICLE

Good thing? Bad thing? Please comment. Let's converse. In the meantime: Read More 
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